October
26th, 2002 WWE viewer emotion was
kicked into high gear this past week on both RAW and
SmackDown! The "Funeral Parlor" scene sparked
more complaint from viewers than either the Billy n'
Chuck televised wedding and HLS, while The American
BadAss's leave taking left us with mixed feelings of loss
and awe.
Much has been said about the October 21st episode of
RAW where Triple H called for the rolling of a tape
featuring necrophilia, supposedly perpetrated by KANE
some ten years ago. From what I've seen, an astounding
majority felt the segment was in extremely poor taste and
of no value to either the show or the characters involved
what-so-ever. Yet it appears 'the powers that be' want
to continue this storyline.
Now, I can get into the 'Darker Side' of
wrestling characters storylines - especially when dealing
with KANE, the UnderTaker and any of the characters that
were once a part of the Lord of Darkness scenario.
But here the WWE went beyond 'dark' to downright
nasty and disgusting. It's one thing to have KANE
involved with drinking and driving and getting into an
accident that would cost the life of a dear friend. OK -
let's go the extra mile and add that the dear friend was
a gal KANE had intimate relations with. Aside from the
fact that this TOTALLY kills off the history the WWE has
spent a few months more than five years building on KANE,
it would give the character and the WWE a chance to make
a statement on the ills of drunk driving - teen or
otherwise. There would still be a great deal of run time
for this storyline - Triple H accusing KANE of getting
drunk on purpose because the gal had decided to end the
relationship, or stating KANE wasn't drunk at all but
angered beyond reason and designing to wreck the car to
end BOTH their lives. Any number of other characters
could have gotten involved from BOTH sides of the brand
rosters. The fans and followers would have had something
to sink their teeth into to boot - did KANE make
a little mistake that will haunt him the rest of his
life? Or is he guilty of a murder suicide attempt that he
only half way succeeded in?
But the WWE decided to take the murkiest direction in
the filthiest angle todate, and I have to wonder if this
is some kind of back stage politicing attempt to end
KANE's career. I can not begin to understand why they
would otherwise center this shameful excuse for a story
around one of the WWE's most popular and endearing
characters. KANE has always been a strong
favorite with the thirteen and under fans, most seeing
him as a super-hero of sorts. I don't know too many
parents that will allow their G through PG-13 kiddies to
watch segments like the "Funeral Parlor" scene.
And I know - the WWE doesn't particularly cater to the G
through PG-13 crowd - but they have to know that a good
portion of their live shows are attended by this age
group, and an even bigger portion of their merchandise
revenue comes from purchases for this group. Then again,
the age group the WWE claims as their target has never
voiced a propensity for delving into necrophila either.
The horror films of the day center more on special
effects of the gory and mindless violence nature.
WWE management choses to stand behind this debacle,
those in position to make statements have done so in
support of the fugly direction of this script. Only a
very small number have had the termidity to stand up and
call a spade a spade and offer something in the way of
salvage. The WWE needs to not only start listening it's
fanbase - from the snide remarks certain commentators
relish adding in their weekly posts, we KNOW they hear us
- it really needs to start implementing changes according
to the fans desires. I'd suggest they start with this
sordid storyline.
Thursday, October 24th saw the first SmackDown! after
No Mercy 2002, and changing of the guard of sorts between
the Yard Dawg, 'Taker and The Next Big Thing, Brock
Lesnar. With a class only HE could present, The
UnderTaker gave Brock his own personal 'pop' and
major props. I'm not at all surprised.
'Taker has long been a sturdy girder of the WWE during
his 12 + year run in professional wrestling. He's the
kind of guy that sees the bigger picture and endeavors to
acheive unprecedented heights - taking as many as will go
with him. Long is the list of names that can attribute
their success in some measure to the UnderTaker. The mere
mention of a name from his lips and fans start to take
notice of that particular grappler. Getting into a feud
with The Phenom has been tantamount to SuperStar status
for some who would otherwise have had to mid-card for a
much longer spell.
While Brock Lesnar is a force to be reckoned with in
and of himself, going toe to toe with 'Taker has only
served to build his character on an even stronger
foundation. Winning at No Mercy in a hellacious and
"you-totally-got-more-bang-for-your-buck"
match environment that is signature 'Taker, Brock showed
the world he deserved every bit of the limelight he's
received since his WWE debut in March.
In true Bad-Ass mode, 'Taker called Brock out and let
the lad know of his appreciation of a bout well fought.
That Brock gave a little of it back to the Big Dawg was,
indeed, a credit to the young duffer. And then 'Taker
began to make a kind of "leave taking" speech
to the throng of viewers and faithfull followers -
interupted promptly by none other that The Big Show. What
transpired then was a well scripted and stellar display
of what makes 'Taker THE Phenom so revered and admired by
the locker-room and fans alike.
The Big Show got off some pretty scathing remarks,
which 'Taker deftly deflected and adroitly matched -
leaving nothing for it but for both men to make their
exits. In age old tradition, the "top dog"
usually leads the way, but Show seemed to be following a
tad to closely, and 'Taker politely, if warily, offered
to have Show walk ahead of him. The Giant declined, of
course, and at some point the two seemed to be making
their ways up the ramp along side each other, with Show
eventually going back stage first. As 'Taker went to the
corners of the stage and hailed the crowd, we all knew
Show would be back to get his revenge on being verbally
bested. The segment faded out on Big Show standing at the
edge of the stage looking down at the still and crumpled
form of The UnderTaker, whom Show had lifted and flung to
the floor below.
As the show continues, after commercial, 'Taker is
surrounded by EMT's, Stephanie McMahon and a good many
back stage hands and wrestler - each trying to give aide
to the injured DeadMan. After a number of attempts to
secure the unconscious gargantuan, 'Taker fights out of
his stuper and attempts to get up and away on his own. A
volley of cries from those in attendance that The Big Guy
allow them to help him fall on deaf ears as 'Taker
stumbles up and eventually exits the arena on his own two
feet . . . to roof-raising accolades from the fans. The
fallen champion of the people had risen, winded, battle
weary and bruised, but NEVER
broken.
This epitomizes for me what 'Taker has shown
throughout his career - the bumps may be tough, the
battles at times seemingly insurmountable, the challenges
~ never ending . . . but you reach down as deep a you
need to, and you pull out whatever there is that helps
you get up and move on.
Best wishes to 'Taker, Sara and the newest additon to
their family. While he recoups, may they enjoy familial
discovery and recreation to be treasured for a long time
to come.
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